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Post by Tabby on Apr 17, 2012 12:43:07 GMT -5
I feel that we all need a game here, and this is one of my favorites. Rules are simple, someone makes a wish, the next person ruins it and then makes a wish. I'll start!
I wish my backpack didn't weigh as much as my 12 year old brother.
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Post by Ruby Wasser on Apr 17, 2012 13:29:05 GMT -5
Granted. It now weighs as much as he will when he's 14.
I wish to have phenomenal cosmic powers at my finger tips.
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Post by Kaliana Justice on Apr 17, 2012 14:11:17 GMT -5
Granted.. You now have all of the universe on your finger tips..
I wish I had enough money to drown in.
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Post by Tabby on Apr 17, 2012 18:52:28 GMT -5
granted, you drown in money... but hey, when you get cut open they'll find free money.
I wish I could buckle down and get my homework done.
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Post by Ruby Wasser on Apr 17, 2012 22:37:03 GMT -5
Granted. though how you got your homework done while cargo strapped to the ground is beyond me. I wish for Tabby's body weight in dark chocolate.  |
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Post by Kaliana Justice on Apr 17, 2012 22:55:38 GMT -5
Granted, though how you're going to keep from melting is passed me. I wish for an banana split the size of a ship.  |
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Post by Tabby on Apr 18, 2012 6:37:51 GMT -5
Granted, but it actually is a ship, and now you repeat the titanic, only you are Jack.
I wish you two understood the game better.
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Post by Ruby Wasser on Apr 18, 2012 8:32:54 GMT -5
-cracks up picturing Kaliana danceing around doing the Youtube 'I got a Jar of dirt' bit-
Granted. We do understand the game better, we just don't play it any better.
I wish for a long long life.
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Post by Tabby on Apr 18, 2012 11:51:59 GMT -5
Granted, but you outlive every one and every thing you care for and are forced to watch them die horrible lingering deaths at the hands of old age.
I wish I had better social skills.
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Post by Ruby Wasser on Apr 18, 2012 13:40:23 GMT -5
Granted. But now your social skills are so good people won't leave you alone. Even in the bathroom.
I wish for a magical genie bottle.
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Post by Tabby on Apr 18, 2012 15:43:00 GMT -5
(They don't leave me alone in the bathroom anyways but that's because of my hair...)
Granted, but the genie in it is Jafar.
I wish I didn't have allergies.
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Post by Ruby Wasser on Apr 19, 2012 21:39:53 GMT -5
Granted. Now instead of being allergic to things, people are allergic to you.
I wish Vampires didn't sparkle so.
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Post by Tabby on Apr 20, 2012 9:22:44 GMT -5
(They don't. T . T)
Granted, now they go crazy and rip out everyone's throat.
I wish I had corn puffs... I'm hungry.
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Post by Ruby Wasser on Apr 20, 2012 10:08:33 GMT -5
(Suppose I should have phrased it 'I wish people weren't so obsessed with Sparkle-pires' )
Granted, everything you touch turn to corn puffs. Including the milk.
I wish that I could run as fast as a horse.
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Post by Tabby on Apr 20, 2012 10:20:52 GMT -5
granted, but that's the only speed you have and you can never stop, so you die of exhaustion within a week.
I wish it were Sunday.
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